Proteins

"An earthworm?" Kory asked incredulously.
"So what," Beast Boy answered somewhat tired. "After all, you shoop-da-whooped Jinx, Terra and your sister so they can't sit for the next week." "Why no dinosaur, friend?"
"I just got no get up and go!"
"Cyborg should better scan you," suggested Raven. "Maybe he even manages to find your brain."
"Wakka, wakka, wakka," Beast Boy did his best Fozzy Bear impersonation, but he behaved and followed, somewhat lurching like a zombie.

Robin, Cyborg and Kory were discussing the values. None of them had a clue. "He is too sensible!" "He is too penible!" "He is too paradox!"
Raven facepalmed. "Isn't it obvious? He is out of gas!" "Hey, what? I'm no Transformer!" "Out of gas in the metaphorical sense, Kermit. You're a strict vegetarian, right?" "Of course I am! Would *you* eat Trigon for breakfast?" "He surely would be a good source of sulphur. Which is exactly your problem. OK, not sulphur, but it's all the same. A vegetarian diet easily leads to nutritional deficites, if you don't pay attention. Which is your second name. Some animal proteins and you're as good as new!" "Are you loco?" "Not even a glass of milk?" "I won't steal this poor calf its food!" "And fully synthetic..." "Yuck! Chemistry! Do you want to poison me?" "Cyborg! Can't you conjure up some technobabble solution?" "Sorry, Raven, I'm a cyborg, not a doctor!" "Ah, forget it, you all," grumbled Beast Boy. "If some animal would donate its proteins on its own free will to do me a favor..." "Like in the Hitchhiker?" smirked Raven. "No, totally not like in the Hitchhiker! Free will and it does no harm to it! You cannibal abomination, you! And now I need some sleep!" He vanished into his room. "Abo what?" asked Kory. "He stumbled over the word on Wikipedia," Raven explained helpfully.

That would have been the end of the story, but obviously we didn't have a single bit of porn yet. Well, the next day Raven had her PMS (pre-monstrous syndrome). Scientific Factoid: If someone pisses of Raven monumentally (say, Robin relocating the dish washing chores to her because Beast Boy being too weak), she turns into a four-eyed demoness. She's testy, she's even more snarkish that usual, and she's sexually insatiable. So when she went to her daily morning shower with Starfire, she realized what gorgeous grebnacks her teammate had. Too gorgeous to be left uncaressed. "I love your strange Earth habits!" Kory swooned. Before you could say "Azarath Metrion Zinthos", the thing quickly evolved into a lesbian tongue-fight. Demoness Raven clearly had the upper hand (or make that upper tongue). For the next minutes, Kory couldn't utter anything than "X'HAAAAAAL!", in various levels of ecstacy. (A demon tongue will even make a Tamarian throw all fours into the air in seconds. Of course Kory did her best to pay back, so Raven was close to losing consciousness either.)
Tired or not, Beast Boy would have had to be clinical dead for not peeping. A non-PMS Raven would have brought down the fly-swatter on him, even after the third orgasm. But so...
"Trespassers have to join!" Raven grabbed the fly by the dick. (Don't ask.) Beast Boy preferred to turn back. "Ow! Ow! I never do it again!" "Don't stop licking!" Kory protested. "You always dreamt of fucking the two of us at the same time, right?" Raven tightened her grip. "Ow! Never!" "Do you remember when I caught you websurfing on that Vore site?" "OW! Totally by accident!" "I couldn't stop fantasizing you doing the same thing to me..." (what do you expect from a half-demoness when it comes to fetishes) "...we can keep the eaten alive part and the suckers at strategic places, if we skip the digestion and substitute pain by pleasure!" "This is sick...- oh, and I can't turn into fantasy animals!" "One does not discuss with the woman that is in control of ones dick!" "I must come agaaaaain!" whined Kory. And then, whispering: "I have an idea!"
The Tamaran fauna is interesting. Should you run into a Terror Worm, you should run very fast. It will totally not be intent to eat you alive and then pleasure you. At least not the second part.
Beast Boy leashed out some tentacles and pulled Raven and Starfire into his giant maw. "Now I will eat you alive and pleasure you!" "NO! NOOO! We are too young to die!" they screamed, suppressing a giggle at all costs. (OOC roleplay is serious business.)
And so Raven and Starfire ended up squeezed firmly into the insides of a giant worm. Countless tendrils kept them in a 69 position (as if they intended to run away). Beast Boy was everywhere on their skin, tickling it with a thousand tongues. Suction cups caught their sensitive nipples. A big pulsating pseudopenis glid into their vaginas, which gave it a warm welcome. Deeper and deeper it squirmed, wormed itself through the cervix and began to swell in their wombs, where it fusioned with the wall and began to drain them. Pregnancy hormones flooded the brains of Raven and Starfire, adding to the orgasmic bliss. Their breasts began to squirt milk.
The Tamaran Terror Worm will suck out all of your juices until you are a dry husk. Beast Boy was so gallant to leave the girls a few liters for themselves. Raven and Starfire didn't even have to fake some death screams, as orgasmic screams sound exactly the same. After their 239th multiple orgasm, they fainted and he spit them out again. They were as dry as Raven's comments, but alive. Good this was no real Terror worm, eh?
"X'HAAAL! I'm completely weak!" Kory gasped. "Ooooh! I could eat a whale!" Raven seconded. "You again! But I know exactly the right diet for you!" Beast Boy turned into a giant snake, tied the girls into his coils and used his forked tongue for another love torment. "Not agMMMPF!" "MMMH!" That was the sound of two nubile throats filled to the tonsillas with inflatable hemipenis. And then they all came together. Raven and Starfire gulped for their lives when they nearly drowned in Beast Boy's cumshot. "And if I hear one snide comment from you, Raven, you can eat a spermwhale!" he added, somewhat out of breath too. But the girls had orgasmed themselves into sweet oblivion again.
"We should do this every day now!" said Starfire, a stupid smile frozed on her face. "I wouldn't object, but...who fights crime in the mean time?" Raven objected. "Oh, look at Beast Boy. The way he is snusnuing Jinx, Terra and my sister, they will be orgasming for the next week." (Muffled but delighted squeals from Beast Boys inside underlined the statement.) "I wanna joooooin!"
Raven watched Kory vanishing in Beast Boy's maw, looked around, found nobody to direct a comment at, shrugged and followed Kory, eyes glowing red in anticipation.

The End