NOTE:This story is based on the Wonder Woman TV series w/Lynda Carter, and takes place in 1942 America. There's bondage, tickling, and some other stuff thrown in. I was inspired by the "Perils of Batgirl" series. Enjoy! WONDER WOMAN VS. JACK THE TICKLER Chapter 3 "OOOH! UUUUUUNH!" moaned Wonder Woman as the titillator continued its course, fondling her breasts while the vibrators induced orgasm after orgasm in Wonder Woman's body. "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOH! YES! YES!" exclaimed Wonder Woman as the titillator started to overload and short out. "What! What are you doing? You're overloading my machine!" roared Miss Millie angrily. Before Miss Millie could vent any more frustrations the machine reached critical mass, exploding and falling apart onto the floor. "Curse you! Curse you Wonder Woman!" angrily yelled Miss Millie as she removed the mini vibrators and robot hands from Wonder Woman's body. "Have you any idea how long I was planning your demise this way?! You overloaded my titillator! Have you no shame????!!!!!" "Calm down, Miss Millie, you could use a nap right now." said a voice from behind as an ether soaked handkerchief covered Miss Millie's nose and mouth. Seconds later Millie was fast asleep in the arms of none other than JACK the TICKLER. "Oh, no!" winced Wonder Woman as she began struggling against the ropes. "Oh, yes! Twice in a row! I don't think I'll be able to practice any of my rope work on you at this rate!" smiled Jacklyn as she quickly tied Millie's hands behind her back and feet in a rapid hogtie, leaving her bound on the floor. "Tickle, tickle, tickle...." laughed Jacklyn as she started tickling Wonder Woman's breasts. "No! Stop! Please, whatever you do, don't tickle me with my golden belt!" exclaimed Wonder Woman. "What a good idea!" replied Jacklyn as picked up Wonder Woman's belt, placing in her lap. With a sudden surge of super strength, Wonder Woman instantly broke the ropes that bound her hands. Grabbing her power belt, Wonder Woman began ripping off the ropes. Jacklyn slowly walked back in complete shock as Wonder Woman placed her bracelets back on her wrists. Jacklyn pulled out an automatic pistol and fired two bullets, which were easily deflected by Wonder Woman. Before Jacklyn could turn and run, Wonder Woman threw her magic lasso around her, restraining the British outlaw. "Who are you?" assertively said Wonder Woman as she used the compulsive force of the magic lasso. "My...name's....Jacklyn....Sterling.....I....was sent....to...kill....you... by....the....Nazis...." replied Jacklyn. "What do you know about Fausta and her sister?" asked Wonder Woman. "I....don't...know...where....they are....but....they're....is....in...this. resort...." replied Jacklyn as she fell asleep under the effects of the magic lasso. Wonder Woman left Jacklyn asleep on the floor as she left the room, looking for the dreaded Vunderkinds. Soon after she left a woman dressed in a nurse uniform awakened Miss Millie and untied her. "Miss Millie, are you all right?" asked the woman. "Connie! I'm glad to see you! Have you freed Bonnie and Lonnie?" "Yes. But the front doorman said that he spotted the Ilsa and Shauna Vunderkind! They're here!" excitedly said Connie. "Excellent! We can neutralize Wonder Woman and turn in the Vunderkinds! I'll receive rewards from both of the Axis powers at once! Summon the guards, we must find them!" hastily said Miss Millie. "What about her?" asked Connie, pointing at Jacklyn. "Who cares! I never saw her before." replied Miss Millie as she left with Connie. Soon after Miss Millie left plotting her next strategem, a man dressed in black entered the room and awakened Jacklyn. "Jacklyn! Sister! Wake up! You're in great peril!" Jacklyn slowly stirred. "Who-? Cleese? What are you doing here?" asked Jacklyn as she got on her feet. "We must escape! Wonder Woman is on the loose and so are the Vunderkind sisters! Miss Millie is calling in all her security to neutralize them. The getaway car is outside! Hurry! You're in great peril!" exclaimed Cleese. "NO! I can stop them! All of them! They're only a hundred of them guards!" Cleese grabbed Jacklyn by the arm as they forced walked down the halls. "No, no. It's much too perilous." replied Cleese. "No! Really! So what if Wonder Woman can bend steel in her bare hands! I can stop her, really!" "Nope, sorry, that's much too perilous." replied Cleese as the two entered the car and quickly sped away from the scene. Meanwhile, Ilsa Vunderkind a.k.a. Fausta had made her way into the resort and health spa. "Wonder Woman is close. I can feel her...." replied Fausta as she opened a bottle of vitamins. "XT-19 super vitamn, do your work." said Fausta to herself as she swallowed one. Seconds later Fausta felt her strength, speed, and quickness increase ten fold. "The power....the power...!" smiled Fausta as she boldy walked down the hallway. Three security guards spotted Fausta and attacked. One lunged foward only to be caught in mid air and thrown to ground. Another swung a punch and missed, receiving a knockout kick to the chest from Fausta. The third removed his billy club and attacked, only to be knocked senseless before he could attack. Minutes later Wonder Woman reached a large gymnasium that was totally empty. Seconds later Fausta arrived, pumped up and ready for a fight. "At long last, my worthy opponent, we meet as equals. Your strength from your belt, and my strength from my XT-19 vitamins." boasted Fausta as she strutted toward Wonder Woman. "Fausta...Please...I don't want to fight you....don't make me hurt you." replied Wonder Woman. "Do not make me laugh." snided Fausta as she lunged in for a quick punch. Wonder Woman quickly caught Fausta's fist in mid-flight, and then flipped her down onto some mats. "Fausta! Do NOT attack me. This is madness. I'm your friend! There's more to this than fighting!" reasoned Wonder Woman. "Spare me your words of peace, Wonder Woman. I am merely completing my quest. I defeated you a while ago, so we were even from our first confrontation. I now want to take the lead in our battles!" replied Fausta as she leaped into the air for a martial arts kick. Wonder Woman quickly dodged out of the way. Miss Millie and a dozen female guards arrived on the scene. Holding them back, Miss Millie replied, "Hold on, girls. We'll let the two beat each other senseless and pick up the pieces." Meanwhile, Shauna Vunderkind was making the finishing touches on her invention created from the stolen metal, glass, and wiring. "YES! YES! VICTORY IS IMMINENT!" exclaimed Shauna as the massive electric dynamo cannon powered up, teeming with energy. Within the gymnasium, the battle continued on between Wonder Woman and her bitter nemesis, Fausta. For every strike Faust made, Wonder Woman blocked, parried, or dodged; never striking back, trying to reason with her. Outside, Shauna aimed the cannon towards the Saluz Health Spa. "Goodbye, Mussolini! With heaven's thunder I stab at thee!" yelled Shauna as she fired the cannon, tearing a building in half. Within seconds of the first blast dozens of panicky guest fled the building toward their cars. "What was THAT???" exclaimed Wonder Woman. "THAT, my dear Wonder Woman, is our dream come to reality! A lightning cannon that will destroy Miss Millie covert operations once and for all! J. Edgar Hoover will be pleased with the results, and he pays well! Perhaps I WILL give him one of my dresses in good faith." gloated Fausta as she fled the scene. "Goodbye, Wonder Woman. You have treated me with honor and respect; for that I will aid your American cause against the Axis powers.....Farewell, my noble adversary." complimented Fausta as she dashed out the door. "CURSE YOU, WONDER WOMAN! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" roared Miss Millie as she lunged toward Wonder Woman. Her guards, filled with panic over the explosion, had already left Miss Millie. "There's no time for that! We've got to get out of here!" exclaimed Wonder Woman as she caught Miss Millie in mid air and carried her out the exit as the Saluz Health Spa and Resort collapsed and buckled against the firepower of Shauna Vunderkind's thunder cannon. "NOOOO! MUSSOLINI WILL HAVE MY HEAD FOR THIS!" sobbed Miss Millie. "All right, Wonder Woman, you win. I and my accomplices surrender. I confess. We've been secretly sending military data to the Axis powers." "Don't worry." replied a conciliatory Wonder Woman. "The government will give you asylum if you help us. And if the Axis wants to strike at you, they'll have to get through me first." said Wonder Woman. Miss Millie gave a relieved smile as the police arrived. Meanwhile, Ilsa and Shauna Vunderkind were driving away from the scene. "So, my sister, how was your battle with Wonder Woman?" asked Shauna. "A stalemate, I'm afraid. She is an honorable person who I now hold dear. Out of respect I will assist the Americans. And you? I trust the thunder cannon worked." said Fausta. "Yes, but I only got one shot before the entire cannon collapsed into molten metal and glass. It is entirely indistinguishable from a pile of junk now." confessed Shauna. "Worry not. There's a lot waiting for us out there, Shauna." "Well, then, we better not keep them waiting!" smiled Shauna as they sped off into the horizon. EPILOGUE.....DAYS LATER "Incredible! Simply incredible! The information that Miss Millie gave us will cripple the Axis powers in no time! Simply incredible!" happily said Major Trevor. "Yes, Steve, we were very, very lucky." smiled Yeoman Prince. "What will happen to Miss Millie now?" "She's been given a new name and is right now living nicely in California. Too bad about the Vunderkinds getting away, though." said Major Trevor. "Oh, I don't think we'll need to worry about them." smiled Diana. SOMEWHERE AT A SECRET BASE...... "Yes, who is there?" "Hello, Mr. Einstein. I am Miss Ilsa Vunderkind and this is my sister, Shauna. I believe it is time we talked about your scientific theories and making them into reality......." THE END-THE REST IS HISTORY! (sorry, I'm a sucker for a happy ending) SO CONCLUDES THE END OF THE "PERILS OF WONDER WOMAN" STORIES TAKING PLACE IN 1942. THE NEXT SERIES OF "PERILS OF WONDER WOMAN" TAKES PLACE NOW, IN THE PRESENT, AS SPECIAL AGENT DIANA PRINCE OF THE I.A.D.C. CONTINUES THE FIGHT FOR LIBERTY AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL. JOIN US FOR THE FIRST IN A NEW SERIES AS DIANA PRINCE PURSUES A MEGALOMANIAC MAD SCIENTIST AND COMES AGAINST THE MYSTERIOUS THIEF AND SPY KNOWN AS....THE BLONDE! DON'T MISS ANOTHER EXCITING CHAPTER IN THE CONTINUING SAGA OF WONDER WOMAN!