The following is a work of fiction intended for adult entertainment. The author herby declares it a work of public domain. Rook.

MS. ASTONISHING: ISSUE 3

THE RAPE RAY!

Ms. Astonishing glanced over her small hunched shoulder yet again, somewhere in this rat warren of condemned buildings making up the Costal City suburb of Glendower, something sinister and wicked was definitely following her! Yet she had caught no glimpse of her would be purser nor seen any sign of tracks in the thick pile of rubbish filling the dark maze of alleyways when she had already twice doubled back on her tracks in large sweeping crescents. Still, she was certain that something large and hideous was clinging in the peripheral shadows just beyond her scope of sight.

Ms. Astonishing straightened up slowly from her instinctive crouch and frowned into the nights cloak of darkness behind her and shook her cowl draped head. The low wind that magnified in the narrow channels of the alleyways twined her cloak about her and she spun it away as she suddenly sprinted back into the direction she had been heading. With a sudden burst of speed she leapt up and swung herself easily into the lower rusted grilled floor of a fire escape and pointing her signet ring upon her right hand shot a black icy beam of neither light at the crumbling lip of a distant adjoining building a block ahead of her and with hart wrenching speed recoiled the beam of black light until she had sling shot herself several hundred yards soaring through the air. Her trajectory wasn’t high enough to raise her above the shadowing confining crags of the towering dilapidated buildings surrounding her but it sent her several hundred feet above the whisking trash strewn obstacle course below. A few sudden swooshing power lines cutting inches by her face brought her frighteningly aware that she would not be performing this little stunt again any time soon!

She surrounded herself in a round cocoon of black light and let the energy bubble absorb much of her landings shock of impact. She dispersed the sphere of black light and glanced behind her, in less than a few seconds she had covered three city blocks down the long straight alleyway! Whatever was following her was surly lost now, and with a toss of her cape she leapt down an adjoining alleyway and raced as fast as she could through the winding short right angel spurs of the maze of half broken buildings and torn up craters of earth and sewer. Pausing to catch her breath, she once again surveyed around her for any signs of life. Finding none, she silently slipped down one of the near by erupted gaps in the abandoned street and slunk into the exposed sewer contained therein. No sooner had she disappeared, than a large shadow detached its self from a near by pile of rubbish and debris and quickly slid into the hole after her.

Ms. Astonishing wiggled the lenses of her cowl hood and adjusted them to fit a little better upon her face. The lenses let her see in almost pitch darkness and she was glad of them now as they helped her pick her way through the coal black tomb of brick and mortar stretching out before her. But she could already feel the ring on her gloved finger growing cold and knew that it would be unable to recharge its self in the inky blackness of these catacombs. She would have to use her powers sparingly at best! Meanwhile, she also realized that if the darkness of the catacombs became any darker her ring might lose all its powers at once and leave her powerless! This was no idle threat as her ring also powered her suit and thus the lenses now allowing her to squint into the Hades wells between meek shafts of moon light whispering down through grimy clotted street grates here and there.

As the slim super heroine slipped her way through the twists of the sewer she thought briefly of her recent escape from the hands of the unknown super heroine? Or villainess? Who was working hand in reluctant hand with the Antoine Diedose family crime syndicate. And whom only by the accident of one mindless typical male who had opened her prison door to her milking room and whom she had instantly seduced into freeing her bonds so that he might more easily partake of gorging himself upon her swollen breasts. Had done so and received a prompt thrashing for his stupidity! She had readily destroyed the milk she had been forced to produce and binding the unconscious male to the machine in her stead, inserted the vibrating dildo into his ass and stuck one of the suction cups from the milking machine upon his pathetically small twelve inch cock and thrown the switch as she had fled!

While the whole incident had left her caught between fear of her rookie mistakes and a weird confidence in a blessing hand of benevolent fate watching out for her in evidence of her unlikely escape, it had also, irrevocably altered her forever! In a most alarming way, for strapped to the milking machine with the enormous vibrating dong inside of her, the young super heroine had experienced her first large scale real super humane climaxes. And now her Aphrodite gene hummed in demand of more, many more of those impossible goddess like orgasms! The insatiable hunger that Ms. Astonishing had heard whispered about amongst the more experienced super heroines, was now awake and screaming in her loins! There was noting for it but to fight it with her will and soldier on in her fight against crime.

Ms. Astonishing paused and glanced over her shoulder, tipping her cowl covered head to one side to listen to the dripping of water and loud snarls of furious fearless rats. Once again she felt there was an undeniable prescience just beyond the cusp of her vision following her, but again she couldn’t be certain. She resumed her journey and increased her speed.

Dr. Sebastian Sabbath, a once brilliant pioneer in advance light ray science until an unrelated incident involving his young coed fiancée and her secret young lover had caught the doctor off guard and he had killed the pair of them in one of his rare moments of passion. After serving seven years in a hopelessly overburdened prison system he was paroled with no career, no friends, no life, and was found working as a part time fry cook and a part time museum employee who kept the huge obsolete star projector in the science center’s astronomy wing auditorium up and running, by none other than Antoine Diedose.

Antoine had seen some use in the shattered mumbling dead pan man and set the sixty-seven year old former scientist up in a make shift lab working on various projects of Antoine’s outlandish design. One of those more recent projects was rumored to be based upon some quick spectral analysis of Ms. Astonishing’s ring in action! How this information had been collected about her ring was beyond the conjecture of the young super heroine, but the prospects of her rings power being duplicated in order to do evil in the world had filled her with instant dread and she had quickly sought out any information she could gather as to the where about of this mythical lab of Dr. S. S.

That information gathered in piece meal had lead her ultimately to the long abandoned Glendower section of the city. A once populous northern suburb lying on the border with the war torn country of Pentarch, which had been decimated during a terrorist bombing attack several years earlier. Almost all of the damage had occurred by heavy handed over the top responses from the military and despite government promises, no money nor people seemed willing to brave an area rumored to have been the subject of government test gasses used in response to the hidden border crossing terrorists, that had been said to turn all it touched into hideous flesh eating zombies! The area had eventually been sealed off and quarantined in subject to public unrelenting pressure to do so. And now it lay as a dead zone along the sealed border and unofficially becoming more and more an unsanctioned trash dump for the ever sprawling great city.

Ms. Astonishing had seen no hideous flesh eating zombies lurking about in the concrete walled off cordoned section of the city, but the prescience in the shadow continued to plague her mind and she felt increasing unease as she splashed through the twisting underground tunnels.

The buildings rooted above her had mostly been large apartment complexes housing the poor who had been sandwiched into the thin gap between the city proper and the natural border of the wide river between the two neighboring nations, now routinely patrolled by the military who maintained small out posts scattered in the ruins. There was no hostility between the two governments, and indeed the on going civil war of the northern nation of Pentarch had drawn much sympathy from its southern sister, but the fear of further terrorist incursions had forced the southern country to close its borders and patrol them with some reluctant diligence.

All had been quiet for several years now and the people had all but forgotten the on going foreign civil war weakly grinding on just across the river from them, save for the occasional headline of body counts in their newspapers or the rare distant dim drone of small arms fighting, an audio mirage, far out of eyesight. But Ms. Astonishing knew that in the past few months the military had been experiencing some form of covert difficulty in the long abandoned sector of Glendower. And her intelligence gathering of these disjointed facts had not surprised her when she found that the recent rise in military activity coincided with the street whispered date of Antoine’s placement of a secret lab for the strange Doctor Sabbath in the Glendower district! The two were undoubtedly connected, and the plucky heroine combined the mishmash of rumors to forge a target location of the most likely location of the hidden lab.

Weaving through the oddly over sized patrols of foot soldiers she had snuck to the center of the recent rash of top secret engagements with unknown hostiles and found the area devoid of any military prescience who seemed happy to remain in a fringe around the abandon section of several city blocks. Ms. Astonishing had sought out an easy access to the sewer system and made her mad dash to the place she felt confident would prove the location of the labyrinths hart’s mysterious purpose. She found it.

Ms. Astonishing peered into the ruin of the large empty water pipe lying along one wall of the shattered sewer. She carefully entered the pipe and moved along it until it split upwards directly into the blackness of the over head empty water tower. This tower was a sealed three story bulk of bulbous metal which now leaned slightly in the crumbling ruins of the city above the streets sealed by earth and steel and concrete all around her. This was the only way to enter the crumpled great drum of riveted metal that she could divine, now that its slumped twisted position in the streets above had severed its ladders approaches. And it was an entrance that Ms. Astonishing believed to be the one anyone visiting Doctor Sabbath would be compelled to use in order to reach his hidden lab. For she felt confident that the lab had been ingeniously housed right under the patrolling militaries nose in the conspicuous tower above her!

The darkness was strong and her ring steadily weakening, but she could see nothing for it but to encase herself in a black flame licking sphere of neither light and aiming her ring into the darkness above her feel it catch hold of something and recoil herself into the void above with blinding speed!

The sphere deadened what would have been a near fatal crash into a sudden ceiling of black velvet draped iron. She quickly searched its surface and found the hidden hatch and forced it open. Into it she thrust herself, even as the last ebbing drops of her rings power vanished.

She found herself crouched into a small room of pitch darkness, her booted toe found a secured bundle of a rope ladder fastened with iron bolts into the floor next to the hatch which she silently closed. It took her several minutes of blind groping, her ring bitter cold upon her finger even through her glove, until she felt the metal rungs of another ladder fastened into the converted pipes curved smooth walls. Up this she quickly went, scaling the rungs madly less some sinister trap spring suddenly upon her in the narrow darkness of the pipes odd paradoxical large confines. The rungs terminated shortly to the butt of another hatch set in another ceiling of makeshift iron plate and this easily opened to her shoulders steady shove.

This trap door proved smaller than the first and the opulence of her ample breasts made for a tight wiggling squeeze to pass through it. It opened into another room which thankfully was filled with a dim light eked out from the cracks surrounding a third hatch ill fitted into the floor of the ladders continuance directly above her. Around her she made out the scattered baggage of obvious stores of dry and caned food stuffs and equipment half uncrated. She stepped off the ladder and slid shut the hatch quietly back into place and then stepping upon it continued her upward journey to the dimly lit cracks of the third and hopefully last hatchway above her. Reaching this trap door she carefully raised it slowly and found it emptied into a much larger room full of a maze of blinking and winking machinery and a towering expanse above her of scaffoldings and metal grated interrelating walk ways disappearing into the darkness above. She had undoubtedly passed into the enormous chamber of the giant water tower its self and penetrated into the very hart of Antoine’s Doctor Sabbath’s hidden lair!

This last opening was even smaller than the one below it and Ms. Astonishing had much difficulty in squeezing her enormous rack through it and gaining entrance to the long sought lair. This she managed to achieve, but not before the several minutes of tit mashing tugging tucking and yanking had triggered a serious distracting state of arousal of her Aphrodite gene’s exceedingly above normal lusts. It was with some gasping and low thick moans that Ms. Astonishing sought to tug her disheveled garments back into place over her engorged aching jutting nipples and her dewy glistening snatch as she rose to a weak kneed crouch amidst the rooms dim gloom. Fortunately the dimly lit maze of irregular hulks of machinery seemed devoid of any humane life, as it would take her ring several hours in such darkness to recharge her ring to any worthwhile value of use! And this presented her with the opportunity to search the lab without fear of needing to defend herself in her current virtually powerless state.

In fact, as far as the young super heroine could tell, the only light in the cavernous room came from the myriad of scattered erratic bluish screens and green scopes and twinkling blips of lighted buttons and gauges dotting the dark confines of the great cylinder in speckled distance distorting bands up its sides and along its floor and above in dizzy catwalks that swung on wires from the blindness its self. She swallowed down her sexual triggered hungers and forced herself to boldly creep through the uncertain footing of cables and wires and dark shoals of cannibalized machinery in a perplexed search of her peril fraught environment. She had half expected to find the gray tousled Doctor peering meekly over some absorbing experiment and grabbing him by the scruff to shake him into telling her about his experiments pertaining to her ring and any little tidbit she might glean from him concerning the Diedose family affairs. But she had never thought to find the lab deserted?! While in her current powerless state this may have been a blessing, it also left her some what frazzled as to what to now do? She could only think to search and explore her surroundings and perhaps lay some trap for the returning Doctor?

Eventually, the twists and turns of irregular paths meandering through the forest of buzzing chirping beeping machinery, gave way to a large round empty expanse of what she guessed to be about the center of the large cylinder, and into this she silently strolled. In the very hart of this was a slightly raised dial and she steeped upon it looking above her wondering if it was some kind of elevator platform rising above and below her, allowing access to the catwalks so high above and an exit from the water tower its self to the outside world? For she could not imagine any significant freight could be brought up through those narrow confines of the ladders which she had used to make her stealthy entrance into the converted tower. From this center glen she could discern the slight lean of the tower which the floors had been built to make amends for in their own counter pitch. And marveled at the crude but ingenious engineering that had been thus employed in the lab’s clandestine construction.

Suddenly, Ms. Astonishing found herself in a blinding shaft of white light. All the power her ring had so painstakingly slowly began to store up within its self in the dim light of the room as she wandered amongst it was instantly erased away and the ring went cold and dead upon her gloved finger! Before she could move, a band of blue light fell from above her and cinched down, pining her arms to her side. And then another band and another and another fell and shrunk about her body until she was held as securely in place as if she had been forced into a narrow tube of steel!

Then a small man stepped out of the darkness holding a large remote control in his hands, and though she had never seen the man before, Ms. Astonishing instinctively knew she looked upon the nefarious Doctor Sebastian Sabbath! The Doctor said nothing, but stepped up onto the dial next to her and pressing a button the floor whisked up into the darkness. As they rose up, the disheveled little man glanced at her ring and muttered something intelligible and his never resting eyes went back to their flittering glassy absence. The floor rose up into a circular cat walk high above from which several walk ways radiated out into the darkness. Ms. Astonishing struggled in her bonds of light, still speared in the shaft of blinding white light as the Doctor glanced at her struggles and gave a half snort laugh before steeping off the dial and up to a large consol of equipment just off the rim of the circular walkway. He fell immediately into his mumbling and short sudden snorts, which Ms. Astonishing soon recognized must be the habitual nature of this strange man.

The rumpled Doctor soon returned to her well of light which she squinted to pierce and pushed up a bulky monitor and after some muttering and high whining wails and snorts he managed to erect a flimsy tripod and after being unable to work out the attachment for the video camera snorted fiercely and whipped out a roll of duct tape and crudely lashed the camera lopsided to the tripod. This done he flipped switches and twirled knobs and the TV monitor came to life not with her own camera captured image but to her utter surprise the flickering image of Antoine Diedose!

The Doctor whinnied his painful sounding flinching laugh and snorted as he turned up the volume muttering incessantly.

“Ah, there you are.” Antoine smiled at her as the Doctor focused the camera lenses upon her. “That’s better, thank you Doctor Sabbath. I’m glad to see you are unharmed, err, Ms. Astonishing was it? We heard of your recent interest in our humble research and development projects and were naturally flattered! And after some deliberation decided to prepare this little tour for you.” Antoine handed some papers he had been signing to someone off camera and thanked them quietly and leaned back in his chair looking intently into the unseen camera broadcasting his image to her.

“You see, Doctor Sabbath had the opportunity to study several large quantities of data of your power ring in action when you, lets say, dropped by unexpected to one of my summer residents last year. Though you had no difficulty in smashing your way through the elaborate and rather costly defense systems I had in place, you did not bother with the equally elaborate sensor system which was hooked up to those defenses to discover stealthy uninvited guests and trigger those deadly traps. Your over the top tank up the gut approach sort of made such spectral analysis beams and motion detection Gigger vectors and such redundant and rather foolish until I realized what all those reams of readings might mean to some one of Doctor Sabbath’s abilities. But even I was unprepared for his discoveries!”

“Can you believe that the good Doctor found a way to harness the neither light of your ring and construct an abet limited synthetic variation? It is astounding is it not Miss Astonishing?”

Ms. Astonishing found that she could not answer the man holding his palms up on the TV before her. This was no ordinary beam of bright light which imprisoned her, it some how not only erased her rings energies but seemed to be sapping her own natural strength and will! She was finding it difficult to concentrate upon the unsteady world around her and she sagged in her bands of light which seemed to crush her in a cold chilling embrace!

“But perhaps I digress? To put it simply, the brilliant man standing next to me, err so to speak, found a way to create a neither light beast! A monster who could be sealed up in a softball size glass ball of amber liquid and then put into the nose cone of an artillery shell or in a bomb on an air plane and bam! You drop it and out pops this wonderful black light creature! Rather ferocious thing too. Basically just runs amok and smashes everything until the sun comes up and then it vanishes. Yes, just like your ring, the poor creatures seem to be easily destroyed by any kind of powerful light or dispersed by extreme absence of light. A sort of limiting factor until one realizes that most bombing attacks occur at night and the first thing a city dose when it is subjected to a bombing run is to turn off all its lights! HA! We have had many successful test runs with the well paying government of Pentarch in its on going war against the mountain based rebels. It’s nice when a project of love reaps such ample profits! But there is more! We have been learning much from studying our neither beasts in the field. First; though they start out as little more than mindless beasts at birth, they can and do learn exponentially. And second; they seem to share a collective consciousness. So, to put it bluntly, the more beast bombs you drop on a target the faster they all learn and start behaving rather intelligently. For example we found that when the sun started to come up, several of the beasts hid from the rays in cellars, parking garages, forests, caves, and waited for the night to return. And while it was easy for the rebels to destroy the first beast with lights the remaining ones knew intimately of that beasts demise and learned to avoid those lights, and so forth. But you know, none of this was truly amazing as what we learned about the beasts once they had survived a day or two. Those few, those handful who managed to live for roughly forty eight hours went through a sort of conscious and physical transformation. They were still powerful monstrous creatures composed out of neither light, don’t get me wrong, but now instead of just smashing things or hunting down soldiers, they began to hunt women. All women. For the sole purpose to mate with them. Sadly none of the matings were successful. They were either interrupted by the arrival of several people wielding lights to the woman’s screams or else the woman herself couldn’t let us say, handle the rather amply endowed creatures member or fervent enthusiasm for the act. In fact, the Doctor informs me that only a woman who has the Aphrodite gene could ever hope of surviving such a rabid extreme carnal intercourse. And what do we have here? Just such a woman before us! You! Ms. Astonishing, poses just such a gene! A gene that only one out a hundred thousand women poses and then of those only a handful ever have it awaken within them. In your case our mutual super heroine friend, whom you so callously and rather rudely if I may say so, left her milking room despite her desire for you to remain until her return. Has informed me, that in your case, your Aphrodite gene is one of those which is incomplete and is thus triggered into functioning by an outside force, as such your ring and ekhem, costume, make up the gap in your gene as long as they are in contact with your person and thus complete the gene and grant you the increased strength, agility, healing powers, and other abilities that the awakened gene supplies to women who possess them. By now I’m sure you are guessing where all this is leading us. There is right now in this very area a rather sprightly neither beast, the sole survivor of a half dozen or so whom we set lose on the local soldiers just to keep them preoccupied and to act as a sort of early warning system against any nosey super heroines. And he is most adamant about finding a mate! Now, while we can not truly control said beasts, we do have means of calling to them, and the kind Doctor has already taken the liberty of summoning the ‘Blackout’ beast as I call them, or the ‘Outage’ monsters as the soldiers call them, into our immediate area. But before we continue with our experiment, let me direct your attention to that rather large and sinister looking bit of machinery to your left, no sorry that would be my left your right, odd things talking by camera eh?”

It took all of her ebbing strength to pull up her head and turn it dragging upon her right shoulder to blink through the blinding light and see the enormous round orb of green burbling jelly set in a sphere which in turn set in a black oily cradle of hoses and gadgets. Too weak to hold her head up she let it drop upon her enormous numb breasts.

“That, my dear, is a previous work of art by the good Doctor which I call, ‘The Rape Ray!’ It is utter genius! It produces an almost invisible beam that arcs out and strikes a target at a great distance. In fact, only its power source limits its range. Sadly to remain rather low key, we have to use a little fusion generator here in the lab, anything larger might attract unwanted attention, you understand. As such the range is limited to only a few miles at best, and if one chooses not to strike a single target but go for the whopping area of effect blast, well then the area of effect is little more than three or four city blocks. What the beam dose is it causes in an instant for the struck individuals to experience immediate intense orgasms. It only works on women, sad to say, but we have tested it extensively on the street prostitutes of Pentarch, a rather jaded and fickle bunch. And it has proven its self marvelously! Using the Richmen scale of registering orgasms of the female of one to ten, we have found the beam produces nothing less than eights from the first brushing touch! The average woman is capable of experiencing thirty to fifty orgasms of various intensity, inside the beam, it is not uncommon for every woman to experience several hundred orgasms in mere minutes! In fact, it soon becomes one long continuous mind exploding orgasm around the three to four minute mark. The body tends to go into seizers around five minutes and death is invariably shortly there after. Fucked to death by the Rape Ray! How magnificent! Now, Doctor Sabbath has taken the liberty to set the coordinates of the Rape Ray on several blocks of apartment complexes in our own fair down town Delta City. An estimated thirty thousand women live in that area, and if you don’t cooperate in our little experiment, they will die there within a few minutes! Do you fully understand me, girl? At the first sign of any treachery on your part, at the slightest hint of unwillingness, the Doctor flips the switch and then nothing can save those women from a death by rapture! Now, you will be slowly returned to your strength, as in your present condition you wouldn’t survive a minute of foreplay with the feral beast! Doctor Sabbath will slowly lower you down to the ground and the acute senses of the Blackout beast will take over from there. We are very interested in the results of such a mating. The computer simulations hint at a remarkable offspring and we are very curious indeed! Don’t disappoint girl! I will come visit you soon. Until then I leave you in the most capable hands of the good Doctor.”

The TV snapped off, and the Doctor all whines and mutterings began to slowly lower the intensity of the light beam which impaled her to the center dial.

By the time Ms. Astonishing was shaking the last of the buzzing cobwebs out of her head, the dial had already passed out of the water tower and was slowly lowering her to the rubble of the night clad ground several hundred of feet below her. The bright white beam of imprisoning light had faded away long ago and one by one so had the crushing rings of encircling light. Until now only one pined her elbows about her waist and another her knees together.

Ms. Astonishing scanned the surrounding tottering buildings thick in night shadow and squinted behind her night vision lenses of her hood, peering hard into the darkness all about her. Her ring was far from fully charged, but she no longer felt that nausea and sickness crippling her as she had before. The last bands slowly faded from her numb tingling limbs and just as she reached out to aim her ring, the entire platform spun in place dumping her through the air and pitching her to the earth several yards below. She pulled herself up to her hands and knees and then staggered to her feet, the platform above her had already raced back into the now sealed water tower high above.

It was time to consider her options. Just then she sensed it. A large malicious presence moving toward her. This time she saw it! It was well over fifteen feet in height, a large hulk of solid muscle despite the smoky tendrils of familiar neither black light wreathing it. It propelled its self upon enormous gorilla like arms that terminated into a huge humped back from which no neck protruded. A large lone milky eye unblinking stared pupil-less from the center of its shoulders and hump. Another set of stout arms was set lower under the first taking the place of legs or feet, but these were armed in claws that snapped silently at the burning air about it. Much of its body was covered in thick plates of spiky shells and it moved with a rapid loping stride despite its enormous bulk.

Ms. Astonishing stared at the thing, instinctively crouching into a battle stance. There was no fear in the creature it moved steadily toward her stopping only a few dozen yards away on a pile of ruble. It’s abdominal plates parted and out emerged a bulb like a belly button. The belly button continued to grow and soon looked like a man’s arm wiggling there in the windless night air. The arm was also plated with knobby ridges of leathery bone, and from its joints a clear liquid oozed dripping thickly in splatters upon the inky ground. It continued to grow in size and it took the still groggy super heroine a few perplexed seconds to realize that she was looking upon the things penis! Even with this realization, the head of the phallus began to vibrate and spin, and then the knobby plates which formed a sort of ringed pattern along the entire length of the cocks enormous girth, began to spin in alternative rotations! Still it grew in size!

Ms. Astonishing bit her lower lip, despite her fearful situation the enormous male member now threatening to rape her had her ever hungry Aphrodite gene screaming in boiling lusts, she shook her spinning head. If she tried to fight the beast it might beat her in combat and the subsequent rape would rob her of all her powers and the ring and costume forever as well as any memories of ever being the super heroine ‘Ms. Astonishing’! If she fought it or fled from the beast or tried to race up into the sealed water tower, the fiendish Doctor would no doubt throw the switch to the Rape Ray and countless women would die in unending orgasms! It was a terrible dilemma indeed! And yet, there was only one thing to do!

Ms. Astonishing straightened before the towering beast and then suddenly spun around and grabbed her ankles shouting as loud as she could from between her knees, “spank my baby maker with that huge juicy cock of yours!” And she wiggled her wet snatch back and forth while the beast howled in unearthly timbers and leapt forward!

The Doctor whined and then said clearly, “oh my.” When he saw Ms. Astonishing turn and bare herself to the semi-meld of neither light and pearl flesh beast. A light began to blink to the left of his monitor and a klaxon began to sound. The Doctor stopped rubbing his hands together and they fell to hang lifeless at his side and with his face falling to dead pan, he said again clearly, “oh my.”