The Ruination of ElectraWoman and DynaGirl

Written by Marcus

Disclaimer; this is a non profit piece written purely (or impurely rather) for the amusement of bondage super heroine fans only. And is respectfully dedicated to the lovely Deidre Hall and Judy Strangis. Oh, and of course latterly to the much unappreciated... but hilarious... Markie Post and Anne Stedman... This is for you to girls... for keeping the dream alive... Well... sort of.

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl, fighting all evil deeds

Each writes for magazine, hiding the life they lead

Summoned to ElectraBase by ElectraComps they wear

Lori and Judy dare to face any criminal anywhere

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl

Chapter One;

            Things had been very quite in ElectraWoman and DynaGirls' world recently when... suddenly... catastrophe! All of their major enemies were simultaneously broken out of their maximum security jail cells. Each escape accomplished by the use of high tech gadgets. A new super criminal, calling himself simply 'Mr. X.' had claimed responsibility.

            Lori and Judy initially anticipated little problem in rounding up all these escaped lunatics, as their extreme and divergent personalities made it almost impossible for them either to work together successfully or to accomplish any crimes without leaving tell tale clues behind. However, to their astonishment, such did not prove to be the case. Instead a series of robbery's bearing the hallmarks of one or more of these super villains began to bedevil the whole city. A Jewellery store would be robbed using Glitter Rock's hypno-music but backed up by The Sorcerer's illusions. Or a bank heist with the Spider-Lady signature all over it would also indicate Ali Baba's involvement in the crime. Incredible as it seemed it appeared that someone had managed to wield this group of unstable eccentrics into a well coordinated and organised team of crime perpetrating experts.

            . At last there was a breakthrough, Lori and Judy got an emergency call on their ElectraComps to return to ElectraBase immediate as CrimeScope had finally come up with something.

            Speeding home in their bright red open top sport car. Lori hurriedly parked up and dashed up their drive with Judy following close behind. They rushed straight through their garishly striped pop art decorated hallway and pushing a secret button on the wall which activated the secret elevator down to the ElectraBase.

            Inside the strangely bead curtain decorated elevator Lori and Judi simultaneously pressed the 'Electra-Change' button on their wrist consoles and there was a bright flash as they were instantly transformed into their super heroine alter egos. Now Lori was long legged amazonian crime fighter ElectraWoman, dressed in a skin-tight spandex outfit of sunburst yellow, and Judi was DynaGirl, her nymphet sidekick, garbed in a matching outfit of lollipop red.

            The exited the lift into at their basement ElectraBase lair where their resident boffin Frank Heflin was waiting for them as usual.

            "Well Frank... what have you got for us?" enquired Lori striking a fists on hip power pose.

            "Wellll...it maybe be nothing..." said Frank pulling at his bottom lip "but CrimeScope suggests you check out the old Magnolia theatre where you first encounter Glitter Rock as a possible hide out for the gang."

            "Worth investigating I'd say..." chipped in DynaGirl "a criminal always returns to the scene of their crime!" she quoted sagaciously.

            "I agree" said ElectraWoman "to the ElectraCar!" The duo dynamically bounded over into their hi-tech flying car and zoomed off.

Chapter Two

            The ElectraCar smoothly and silently pulled up outside the abandoned theatre, ElectraWoman and DynaGirl disembarked. ElectraWoman gazed up at the building crumbling façade.

            "Now remember DynaGirl we must precede with the utmost caution. We may be facing not one, but up to six, of our fiercest and most deadly foes. This is a situation the likes of which we have never encountered before!"

            "No worries ElectraWoman... I'm betting they'll still be no match for the Voltage Vixens of Justice!" DynaGirl confidently proclaimed. Lori privately worried that Judy's mental development was not keeping pace with her physical. Sometimes she came across like a borderline retard. Cautiously they entered the lobby of the darkened building.

Chapter Three;

            One floor above a group of bizarrely dressed individuals were gathered around a large bare conference table. All the escaped super criminals plus their various accomplices, molls and hanger-ons were there.

These included;

The Sorcerer; dressed like an alcoholic, down on his luck, stage magician with his frizzy haired bald pate and wide starring eyes, with his 'assistant' Miss Dazzle; Dim... blonde... Stacked!

Ali Baba; dyspeptic looking moustached bandit and distant relative of Saddam Hussein. Wanted by the CIA for possible Al-Qaeda involvement.

The Spider-Lady; a tall, face painted rubber fetishist and arachnophile.

The dowager like Lucrecia and her android creation ‘the Empress of Evil’ (model 0.2)

The outrageously camp Glitter Rock dressed in an outfit that even Elton John (or his own convicted sex offender brother Gary) wouldn’t be caught dead in.

And The Pharaoh, with his significant other Cleopatra, all eager for the show to begin.

            ElectraWoman and DynaGirl paused before the decrepit looking spiral staircase which led down to the sub basement which had formerly been Glitter Rock’s lair.

            “These stairs look too rickety to use... Let’s Electra-Degravitate down and see if we can catch them by surprise.” Suggested ElectraWoman. Pressing a button on their ElectraComps the two super heroines descended as lightly as feathers to gently touch down on the concrete floor of a long corridor whose featureless steel walls stretched away towards a far doorway.

            “Greeting ladies." came an electronically disguised voice from concealed wall speaker "Allow me to introduce myself... I am Mr. X."

            "So... You're the one behind all this. Well we are going to bring you to justice along with your cohorts." announced ElectraWoman

            "Yeah! You might as well tell us where the criminals you released are hiding right now!" added DynaGirl.

            "Oh you are so near... and yet so very far away ladies... all the escaped criminals you seek are in the observation room on the floor above. And all you have to do to reach them is to make you way down this booby trapped corridor maze. But... Do please be careful... as I've made some 'modifications' of my own to Glitter Rock's original traps."

            And indeed, as the toothsome pair began to make their way cautiously along the corridor, long coils of mechanical tentacles suddenly began to snake out of concealed housings in the walls. One of the writhing tentacle's grabbers pinched into the spandex cloth over Electra woman's thigh, coming away with a long strip of her yellow tights. Electra woman yelped in shock. Simultaneously another ripped off the crimson sleeve of DynaGirls' outfit. "Hey... quit that!" she yelled.

            Another mechanical arm fastened itself on the cloth of ElectraWoman's torso and tore that away to, 'E W' emblem and all. ElectraWoman's prefect breasts were left completely exposed. "This had gone beyond a joke!" she thought. DynaGirl squealed in shock and pain as an imprecisely controlled tentacle nipped some flesh as well as fabric as it attempted to tear loose the seat of her pants. ElectraWoman turned to help her, fending off a forest of waving arms, but as she did so she heard a loud 'RIP!' behind her and immediately felt cold air on the tan flesh of her own right buttock. Then it all went dark as the claws grasp the heroines' flowing cape hoisting it up over her head and encumbering her movements.

            "I knew those damn capes were a mistake!" thought ElectraWoman. "Hey come back with that!" squeaked DynaGirl, her voice going up yet another octave. "ElectraWoman... It’s just stolen my ElectraComp!" suddenly ElectraWoman felt her left wrist being sized in a vice like mechanical grip as her own ElectraComp was deftly removed. But by then she was too busy fighting to retain her few remaining clothes to care overmuch.

            But, unfortunately, there were far too many tentacles to stop and each time one secured a grip another article of clothing went 'RIP!' and another bare area of female flesh was exposed. Electra Woman and DynaGirl were putting up a valiant, but ultimately futile, struggle to retain their modesty.

STRIP!!                     RIPPP!!!       TEAR!!!

            A few more minutes of this uncivil treatment and our two heroines had been striped completely naked, except for their boots. The tentacles retracted back into the walls and a cackling voice rang out.

            "Ho Ho Ho! ElectraBimbo and DynaSlut I see Mr. Xs' mechanical tentacles have done a simply marvellous disappearing trick with your gaudy costumes. You look like two plucked chickens now!"

            Gracefully raising one long fingered hand up to cover her breasts and using the other to shield her crotch. ElectraWoman assumed a pose reminiscent of Botticelli's Venus. The more gauche DynaGirl imitating her (badly,) hunching over, one forearm hugging her petite breasts, the other hand jammed down between her thighs. Her pony tails flicking around with the rapid jerks of her head as she glanced anxiously around. ElectraWoman's voice rang out...

            "You're in BIG trouble now Sorcerer... imprisoning us in a cage with a man eating tiger is one thing... but this constitutes sexual harassment!"

            "Yeah... Like Ee-yuk!" piped in DynaGirl "why would they want to see us naked anyway? Gross! Everyone can see my bum!"

"Quite DynaGirl!" Snapped Lori, she didn't like the way this was going at all... Many of their weird super villain enemies had captured them at one time or another in the past... but never had any of them contrived to strip them... this was a new and alarming development!

            "Oh we’re all here ElectraWoman... all gathered together to watch your humiliation and defeat."

            "You may have taken our clothes... but you will never take our dignity!" declared ElectraWoman defiantly.

            "Yeah!" said DynaGirl whose cheeks however had become beetroot red with embarrassment once the realisation of her nakedness had sunk in.

            "Oh ho... but the night is yet young... and you've no idea what other treats we have got in store for you later..." ElectraWoman's blonde head spun as she heard a soft hissing noise. Plumes of pale mist began to billow around their naked thighs.

"<Cough> Gasp! Anaesthetic gas!" She yelled in alarm "Don't breathe DynaGirl! Don't open your mouth!"

            "What was that ElectraWoman? What did you say?... Uuhnn!" gasped DynaGirl as both figures collapsed into an artfully composed naked heap upon the floor.

Chapter Four;

            When ElectraWoman came to she found her upper torso laid across a slanting bench, her arms fastened by her sides, enclosed in forearm length cuffs, and her chest pressing upon a sloping raised lid similar to that of an old fashioned school desk. Her fulsome breasts pressing up against its hard surface. She was still naked and the soles of her high heeled boots squeaked upon the smooth floor. She tried to get up, but her arms were securely locked in position and thus her mobility was extremely limited. She looked across at DynaGirl who was identically imprisoned and who seemed to be just coming around.

            Suddenly she heard the distinctive cackle of Spider-Lady over the loud speaker.

            "So... ElectraWoman and DynaGirl... Or should I say 'Lori' and ‘Judy’?" ElectraWoman gave an involuntary start; somehow their secret identities had become compromised! "Both bent over their desks like naughty school girls... And what do we do to bad little super heroines who do nasty things like sending poor old Auntie Spider-Lady away to jail for the rest of her natural term...eh? We spank them don't we?

            I know you can't see them... but two mechanical arms with rattan canes attached are positioned directly behind your backsides. How will I prove to you that I'm telling the truth? Well... there's only one way really isn't there?"

WHACK!

            There was a crack like a gunshot and ElectraWoman bucked forward, whilst DynaGirl let out a surprised screech of pain. They had both simultaneously received a vicious belt from a cane across their naked ass checks!

            "Yes!" crowed Spider-Lady jubilantly "Six of the best for you two... and then six more... just for good luck!"

            ElectraWoman was by now experienced genuine panic, but not just for herself.

            "Leave DynaGirl out of this!" She yelled "I demand you release her immediately! You can't do this to her! She’s too young! (In reality Judy was only two years younger than herself, and rather than a teenaged side kick was actually 27 and an under developed midget.) Lori knew that another of DynaGirls' little secrets was that she had an extremely low pain threshold. Lori was sure she would not be able to take twelve strokes of the cane on her backside... certainly not as hard as the one ElectraWoman had just received on hers. (Indeed she doubted she could herself!)

            "Just shut up and be quite! Pig tails over there will just have to take her medicine along you Blondie."

Whack! Heralded another blistering double assault on the girls' silky smooth bum flesh.

            DynaGirl let out another wail of pain. Her face twisted up and on the verge of tears already. Both women doing a little jerky dance in their restraints. But escape, or even avoidance of the cane, was impossible!

            "Don't cry DynaGirl... don't give them the satisfaction!" encourage Lori... but she knew Judy was unlikely to withstand another stroke without breaking down completely and bursting into tears. She never had been any good at withstanding pain.

            Lori had a strong Sapphic element in her nature which she scrupulously suppressed. When she had been young Judy's gymnastic coach just the sight of those tight little haunches exposed in a skin-tight leotard had been capable of bringing a hard lump to her throat, and now that same beautiful posterior was under a vicious assault.

Whack! Another sharp stinging blow from behind brought her thoughts painfully back to her own abused buttocks.

Whack! By now DynaGirl was wailing and crying uncontrollably. It wrung ElectraWoman's heart to see her like this. As although Judy could occasionally be as irritating as toothache Lori loved her dearly. And now had no way of rescue her friend or protecting her from this ordeal.

WHACK!       WHACK!      WHACK!      WHACK!      The canes began to alternate, striking first ElectraWoman’s ass, then DynaGirl’s both women's backsides were by now stripped with sore looking red welts and throbbing with pain. And although ElectraWoman grimly maintained her iron resolve and endured her flogging stoically DynaGirl’s pretty face was purple and streaked with bitter tears as she wailed and uncontrollably blubbered out her distress.

            WHACK!       WHACK!       WHACK!      K-WHACK!

            Finally the canes ceased descending and whirred back into a stationary position... their flogging was over! Lori was close to tears herself, she could feel her ass pulsating with pain, almost palpitating, and couldn't even imagine what it must looked like by now and she knew this terrible scourging had scarred DynaGirl permanently psychologically (and probably physically as well). Both girls just slumped there gasping for breath and trying to recover. Whist their hot crimson red backsides seemed to be glowing... almost radioactive with pain.

            “A-Huck! A-H-huck! <Sniff> when we get home... I'm never going to dress up as DynaGirl again... That's it for being a super heroine! Sob! Oowwww!" snivelled DynaGirl.

            Lori secretly thought that it was much more of a case of 'if' they got home rather than ‘when’. But she didn't want to panic or demoralise DynaGirl anymore than she already was.

            "Oh ElectraWoman l this is like a nightmare! Our only hope is that will Frank realised something's wrong... maybe he'll think of some way to rescue us."

            "If he does he's more of a genius than I thought he was!” mused Lori privately.

            Unbeknownst to the distressed duo twin needles arose Behind them like cobras and slid forward injecting anaesthetic into their scorched bum flesh. "Oww! Oww! What was that electrwumaann grunf!" squealed DynaGirl before passing out.

Chapter Five;

            The second time ElectraWoman recovered consciousness she found herself propped upright, in an uncomfortable and undignified squatting position, her hands cuffed together behind her back close to her coccyx. Her ankles likewise cuffed and affixed about two feet apart to a tubular support bar. This made it impossible for her to close her legs, stand upright or otherwise alter what was, quite frankly, a lewd and obscene looking pose.

            She swung her groggy tousled head around to observe a similarly trussed up DynaGirl

            "DynaGirl!... DynaGirl!!" she shouted, her insistent cajoling finally gaining a response as Judy lifted her sleepy head.

            "Oh ElectraWoman... I was having a terrible dream..."  she then looked down, taking in her own naked pinioned body.

            "Oh No!... It wasn't a dream!"

            The silence was broke by the unmistakable cacophonous laughter of Glitter Rock.

            "Hey! Hey! Hey! super chicks rise and shine! Mr. X has requested that I M.C. And D.J. the next phase of your punishment. See what I can make happen with just a push of a button.

            With hum a small circular well directly below their crotches slid open and large plastic dildos vibrating and humming with little multi coloured flashing nodules on them arose and began to hone in on the girl’s defenceless vaginas.

            " Meet my disco dildos ladies... They’re guaranteed to make you boogie ‘till you just can't boogie no more!"

            The buzzing dildos continued to rise until, despite both girls attempts to shift and squirm out of the way, they smoothly inserted themselves deep inside the dynamic duo’s pussies.

            "How dare you! just how dare you do this to us!” splutter ElectraWoman beside herself with outrage and indignation.

            "Oh be quite chickadee... this is hardly a new experience for you... I happen to know you've got a whole draw full of vibrators like these in your bedroom at home. ElectraWoman was struck speechless with surprise. how had he come to know such intimate details of her private life?

            “These pulsating beauties have been loaded with a dose of Mr. X’s patented preggers formula. And are programmed to release the lot right into your wombs the second you orgasm. Yeah... That’s it chicks... If you cum...you’re doomed! Knocked up with thousands of rapidly growing eggs. Oh don’t worry... the eggs are unfertilised... nonviable... so you you won't have to worry about some little mutant hatching out of them.... But, as each one will grow to the size of a coconut before it starts it passage down your uterus, you will have to worry about them stretching your tight little pussies inside out. Just think... every few hours... the full joy of the child birthing experience. ... Over and over again! Oh, and massive levels of HCG hormone released will also have other entertaining side effects on your bodies like... Well... Let’s just wait and see shall we?

            Lori had never seen such panic on Judy's face in her life. Indeed she was struggling to maintain her her own composure.

            “ElectraWoman... I can’t have babies... I'm not married... I don’t even have a boy friend! I’ve never even... Y’know...” babbled DynaGirl in panic and confusion.

            “N-now don’t panic DynaGirl...” ElectraWoman tried to reassure her “you heard what he said... as long as we don’t climax... we're safe. The main thing to do is to Uurghhh... Oh... its grinding against my clitoris!"

            “What's a clitoris?" queried DynaGirl. Head back... biting her lips “oOOhhurgh... that feels soo .. Nice!”

            “No NO!” urged a sweaty and fluster ElectraWoman    “don’t give in DynaGirl!!... Think off... OOohhh OOohhh not like that! OOohh <gasp> I can’t take much more of this!”

            The laughter of Glitter Rock rang out again.

            “what’s this disco cuties? Still trying to fight the effects of my disco dilldo are we? Ho ho ho! What spoil sports! You still aren't hip to the scene are you? Well... In that case I'll just have to play you some of my trance inducing hypno music to help you get into the right grove... Turn you chick-a-dees on-n ‘till you gone... sold gone!”

            Immediate the brain numbing wail of Glitter Rock’s hypno guitar chords began to assail their ears. Attacking their wills, weakening their resolve and smothering all resistance until Lori and Judy founds themselves helplessly adrift in a sea of mindless sexual ecstasy.

            Their sweaty over stimulated bodies were quivering with sensual pleasure overload as the dildos made them more and more aroused.

            “Ohh nooo... C-can’t fight it anymore...” groaned Electra Woman “can’t hold out any longer... I’m going to cum!!!”

            At the very instant that she surrendered herself to orgasm she felt the nozzle release a burst of liquid into her womb. Splort! she'd been nailed! seconds later, after a chorus of strange little grunts and squeals and wiggles, DynaGirl climaxed as well.

            "Eewuh-yuck!" she exclaimed as the dildos retracted back into the floor beneath them "it went and squirted something into me! I feel funny!"

            The music died down and the two naked heroines gasping and trying to get their breath back both had just experienced the best orgasm of their lives... but now they were going to pay the price!

            As Lori looked down she could see her belly and breasts growing, enlarging before her eyes. she gazed over at DynaGirl who's own modest breasts were also swelling outwards on her chest.

            "Oh wow... finally!" exclaimed Judi gazing at her growing breasts with delight... then she noted her expanding stomach and realised that there was a down side to all this as well.

            By now Lori's breasts were starting to soften and collapse. Deflating in a slow motion landslide down towards the floor, her large burgundy coloured areolas spreading like a stain, her nipples extruding and elongating whilst her belly seemed to have nearly achieved maximum pregnancy girth.

            Dynagirl’s initial delight at her rapidly growing titties had by now soured to horror and dismay as they began to deflated, sag downwards and wrinkle, a mottling of blue veins becoming visible on the pale quivering flesh.

            “Oh crap! granny tits! this can't be happening to me... I'm not even thirty!" she protested, her belly distending outward as if she’s swallowed a large watermelon, her little belly button inverting and popping out.

.           Lori noted that both she and Judy were also spontatiosly lactating. DynaGirl turned to her senior partner with tears welling in her eyes.

            "Ohh Electra woman I don't like this. It's so weird... None of our enemies have ever done anything like this to us before... <sob!> and my belly is is getting awfully big!"

            Which was true, as months of pregnancy seemed to have been telescoped down into a few minutes.

            “Don't panic DynaGirl one day we’ll look back on all this and it will just seem like a bad dream!” Encouraged ElectraWoman although privately she knew she was just whistling in the dark.

            Finally their transformation appeared complete. Suddenly the clamps holding their hands and feet sprang open and the two heroines fell forwards, their legs aching with cramps. Slowly they helped one another shakily to their feet. Shocked and astonished at their now huge protuberant stomachs.

            "Gasp! I look like I'm expecting an elephant!” exclaimed ElectraWoman in astonishment rubbing her hands over her massive belly.

            “We've to to get out of here DynaGirl!"

            Oh yes... yes PLEASE!! Before they do something else... even worse... to us!" pleaded Judy in panic.

            "You've no need to worry on that score little pigtails..." broke in the smooth (and almost recognisable from somewhere Lori thought.) voice of Mr. X "we've finished with you now... You can both go home."

            As he said that the defeated super heroines turned at a mechanical rumbling noise behind them, and they saw a steel bay door shutter in the far wall rising, the sunlight and traffic noise from the outside street streaming from under the widening gap at the bottom.

            "What do you mean?" queried ElectraWoman suspiciously "you're letting us go? Just like that?"

            "Yes my dears... We think you've been punished enough." replied the electronically modulated voice of Mr. X in a faux benevolent tone.

            "C'mon..." said DynaGirl starting forward "let's make a run for it ElectraWoman... while we've got the chance. before they shut the door!"

ElectraWoman restrained her, "No wait! it's a trap!" she yelled as she held her back.

            "Oh, but I give you my word it isn't... " reassured Mr. X "Please... go... By all means run along and find the nearest policeman and tell him all about what we’ve just done to you. I assure you by the time the cops get around to investigating this place we'll all be long gone."

            "But...Why are you letting us live?" queried Electra woman suspiciously.

            "Because stupid we want you two bimbos to live long miserable lives. Spending every day of them in a maternity ward squeezing out egg after egg like battery hens until your over stretched pussies are turned inside out. we want you to look in the mirror every day and eat your vain little hearts out at the sight of your ruined bodies... your long flabby dangling tits... your ridiculous, forever pregnant, bellies and remember who did this to you. Ha-ha ha!" he chuckled sadistically. “Now...By my reckoning you’ve got about an hour left before your initial contractions start. we don’t want you two still here screaming the theatre down as you start to push your first load of eggs out... as I imagine it will be quite a messy, disguising and very noisy spectacle.

            "Now go on... get going... or well arrange another spanking for you."

            That was all the encouragement DynaGirl needed she scamper hurriedly out through the door and, more cautiously, her usual haughty catwalk strut now reduced to a bow legged stagger Electra Woman followed.

            Mr X had made sure he was familiar with the beat of the local police and, as he had predicted, the two distressed heroine did indeed almost immediately sight a patrolling police man. Who they raced up to and immediately began to gibber out a garbled explanation to. But what the poor beat cop actually made of two naked, hysterical, heavily pregnant women with tits like deflated balloons running up to him and telling him some bullshit story about secret lairs and super villains is anyone's guess.

Chapter six;

            In the main control room the six super villains seated around the table burst out in spontaneous applause. laughing and slapping their palms on the table top with enthusiasm. Champagne was used to toast their triumph and universal acclaim was given to their unseen accomplice Mr. X.

            The Pharaoh arose, with a certain degree of regal dignity, to propose a toast.

            "My mysterious friend... I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart. With your technical wizardry and masterful strategy you have outdone us all. Thanks to you those two interfering ticks on a camel’s arse ElectraWoman and DynaGirl will plague us no more. Why, with you to lead us, no one in the world will be able to stop us from taking whatever we want."

            This speech was greeted by shouts of "Here! Here!" and "Hurrah for Mr. X"

            "Thank you my friends... Came the smooth, almost purring voice from the loud speaker "with such staunch unity as you display here the world will soon be our plaything. I assume that this little demonstration has convinced you all of the wisdom of electing me your supreme leader?"

            A chorus of agreement sprang up assuring him that this was indeed the case. "Well then..." continued Mr. X "I believe that the time has now come for me to reveal my secret identity and greet you all face to face!"

            At the far end of the room a door slid open and a portly middle aged figure sauntered nonchalantly into the room.

            Everyone gawped in astonishment finally Ali Baba blurted our "by The Prophet’s beard... Frank Heflin!"

            "So... "exclaimed the Sorcerer "it was you all the time... You're Mr X!"

            "Yes." admitted Frank smiling modestly.

            "But... But... why?" he spluttered "why did you betray your beloved teammates?"

            "'Beloved teammates'? You've got to be joking haven't you?" sneered Frank "Have you any idea what it was like having to deal with those two prima donnas day in day out? always fishing their asses out of the fire... with never a word of gratitude or thanks for it?.. Nor a single iota of respect? Perpetually ignored... not only as a valued member of the team... but as a man... with a man's physical needs?"

            Frank continued, warming to his subject as years of suppressed resentment came bubbling to the surface.

            "Take that ElectraWoman bitch... Nothing but a tall drink of blonde iced water... who thinks she's too good for any man...forever swanning around like she's the queen of the universe... The stuck up dyke! And as for that other one... a perpetually perky piece of jailbait... With her annoying Minnie Mouse voice, her goofy grin...and annoying habit of bending over and sticking her pert little ass in my face all the time... It was more than a man could stand... Finally one day I had an epiphany... That with my scientific genius and knowhow I could be the greatest super villain the world had ever known... If I chose to be, and if that meant I got to fry those two bimbos asses at the same time... Well... so much the better!"

            Frank leaned back on a side consol smiling smugly at his rapt, and still stunned, audience.

            "What those silly bitches don't yet know is that they're now also homeless and penniless. I've already raided their bank accounts... siphoning off all their money into one of my own secret accounts. so when they get home they'll find their house burned to the ground, me missing... presumed dead... and CrimeScope apparently destroyed. But, in fact, I've reinstalled CrimeScope at my secret base, from where it can finally begin fulfilling its true function... as a flawless deviser of crimes. with it to guide us mistakes will be impossible... and the law will never be able to find or stop us."

            This announcement brought yet another round of cheers from the assembled villainy.

            "Hooray! Hooray!" and "Three cheers for Mr. X... our new kingpin of crime!" "Hurrah for Frank!" they cried, raising their champagne glasses once more to salute him one and all.

            Frank accepted this adulation as his fair due. all false modesty now banished as the years of being denigrated as a sexless factotum by Lori and Judy washed away forever. No longer was he a downtrodden wimp constantly under their thumb, now he was emancipated and had come into his true estate as the world number one super villain!"

            "I should have done this years ago" thought Frank.

The End

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