Year One: Joker's Pet

He raised his wrist to his mouth and spoke into something there and suddenly there were men repelling off of the top of the building and landing all around me. I took up a martial arts posture and began to cycle through my favorite moves. These guys seemed dumbfounded. I think they were expecting a completely different fighting style. I put my fist into the nose of one, chopped the windpipe of another, kneecapped a third. Everything was going perfectly; these guys had trained for perhaps batman or robin and their fighting styles, because I know I’m not typically good enough to take out a dozen men, but things were working perfectly! It was the surprise element I brought to this that was hurting them. One fired a stun gun and the pellet struck the thug next to me and shocked him to the ground. I used the momentum of another thug to drive his own head through the rungs of a railing. Then when another thug fired a line at me I stepped aside and it wrapped around the railing. This jolt of electricity shocked the man kneeling there with his head stuck between the bars. Another finally broke down and obviously changed his method of attack and likely whatever orders he’d been given, by firing a regular round at me, which struck me in the arm, sending a ripple of pain through my body. I collapsed in pain and lay there a moment. He approached me and that gave me enough time to recover from the pain. I was unwounded and the pain was ebbing. When he got close enough, I held the spot as if still wounded, but then I swept his legs and then brought my heel down on his throat as he lay there.

When the dust cleared the crowd of onlookers was far back from the fight and the police were in position but still seemed dumbfounded about what to do about the Joker. I raised a hand and motioned to the crown prince of crime to come on out and join me. He seemed beside himself. He glared at the prisoner beside him and backhanded her across the gag sending her head spinning. Then I saw it coming. From the distance the crowd was parting. They seemed to be making way for something large. Joker finally turned that way when he heard the crowd quieting. Then the batmobile broke from the crowd and slammed into the side of the Joker’s vehicle, sending him off-balance and tipping the entire wagon over. There was a moment where I couldn’t see anything happening due to the angle of the two vehicles and I took advantage of that to swing across the street and take out two thugs who had risen and attempted to flee. Fortunately there was a good supply of cuffs in the utility belt. No wonder she and batman loved these things.

As I glanced back, Batgirl was emerging from the bulletproof chamber and jumped down onto the hood of the batmobile. As I’d expected, the Joker had made good on his escape route, vanishing without a trace. The batmobile’s top sealed concealing batgirl, then the vehicle whirled around and departed through the crowd. And I was alone. The crowd cheered and I took one moment to wave to the crowd then fled by the route I thought might be too difficult to follow me.

Two blocks away, the limo pulled up beside me.

“Good show, Miss. Well done.”

“Thank you, Mr. Pennyworth. I probably need to change back now.”

“Of course. Please,” he said as he got out and opened the back door for me. “Can I drive you somewhere?”

I directed him to a common landmark from which I could reach my home with little effort.

“The Joker escaped, unfortunately,” I said to him through the intercom in back after changing my clothes.

“It’s quite alright. We found a holographic projector in the box. Batgirl knew but couldn’t relate to us that the joker was never there to begin with. He was in no danger.”

“I suppose I shouldn’t ask who ‘we’ is, should I?”

There was a pause.

“I think you know.”

I couldn’t help but smile, because I think I did know. And he thought enough of me, or his friend here did, to seek my help.

As I departed the car, he thanked me again and then drove away. I walked a couple of blocks to an alley where I’d stashed my change of clothing and waited a few minutes to see that no one wandered in before I changed back to my civilian clothing.

An insect bit me on the back of my neck and I reached up to brush it away, only to discover that it was no insect. I pulled it from my skin and found it was a green dart. The alley began to spin. I stumbled a few feet before I caught another one in the soft spot in the back of my knee. After that, ground met jaw, and I could see a distant van open at the end of the alley and a parade of figures like those I’d fought at city hall all charged my way. But I was out before the got there.

“Such a clever girl.” Joker said. I’d have known the voice even if I’d never heard it before. “Are you a new protégé of the batwhore? You had me fooled. Though nobody fools quite like a fool! Open your eyes, bat-duplicate, we should properly meet.

There was no use putting it off. I opened my eyes.

“Allow me to introduce myself. I am the clown prince of crime. And you are?”

Truth was that I had three or four names in my head. But they all seemed so trite. I knew that the moment would eventually come when I had to declare my proud superhero name, and here it was. But none of the names felt right. So the first one I could think of popped out.

“Bulletproof girl.”

“Reeeeally. I use your glass all of the time. HAAhahahaHAHAHhahaha.”

When he finished laughing he motioned to two of his stooges and they raised me up. I was just beginning to understand where I was. I was suspended in some kind of X-shaped frame framework. It was suspended at the center on some kind of swivel and I was facing mostly downward at about a 75 degree angle to the ground, but with a click of a button I was brought back to a full upright position.

“Are you really bullet proof? That’s amazing.” He strolled up to me and stood face to face with me, something that I couldn’t normally do if I weren’t suspended. He held out his hand and one of his men slapped a marker into it. He shouted “Cap!”

One of the men removed the cap and he proceeded to draw a bullseye on my stomach, leaving the navel as dead center. He held up his hand an a man replaced the marker with a pistol with an extremely long barrel.

“Wanna bet there’s not a banner in here that says ‘Bang’? Hehehe.”

He stood back, took aim, and let loose a single shot. The bullet struck me dead center in the bellybutton and I let out a howl of pain. He strolled up to me, grinning ridiculously, and reached down, caressing my stomach, then with a tiny effort, I heard a small pop! He held the bullet up to my face.

“Look what I found in your navel. You’ve been getting too much iron! HAhahahahaA!”

He then took a step back and ordered, “Fifteen degrees.” The men turned the crank and I was now nearly parallel to the ground. Then the two men left. And it was just me and the Joker.

“You, my dear, will be very entertaining. Each night I return home from my fight with the Batman with a hankering to kick a dog or shoot something. Now I have just that! You can be either one, your choice. HooHooHooHooHoooo.”

“Who will feed me when Batman carts you off to Arkham again!”

“My, what a dirty mouth you have for such a young girl. You said two bad words in that sentence. We don’t use the B word or the A word around here. I’m going to have to wash your mouth out with something.

His back was to me and he seemed to be pulling something from his pocket, but not what I expected. When he turned around he had opened the front of his pants and let them drop to the floor.

“I’ve got a secret for you, my dear. The accident I had so long ago that left my pale and puny… did not leave me puny everywhere.”

As I watched in horror, his penis began to grow. And grow. And GROW! AND GROW!! The more shocked I got the bigger it grew, as if the look on my face were enough stimulation.

“It knows you’re afraid,” Joker said.

“You can’t be serious about this!”

“My dear,” He said as he came closer, pulling a feather from the jacket of his lapel. The horrible, huge penis was inches from my face. “I can’t be serious about ANYTHING!” He then began to tickle my back and down toward my buttock, reaching overtop of me. I resisted the sensation, and kept my mind off the thing that was now occasionally bumping into my face.

“Not working, eh? Well, then I’ll just have to find another hole. A smaller hole; one that will force your mouth open regardless.”

“Please do—”

Before I could finish my plea, it was forced in between my lips with enough force to bump the back of my throat. I gagged involuntarily and tried to pull my head back by the restraints and my position forbid it.

“Oh yes, dear. That’s the spot. Move those tonsils.”

I continued to gag and try to withdraw, to no effect. Now I was beginning to panic, but he held my hair and laughed, warning, “If I feel any teeth on it I’ll have them removed and we’ll try this again.”

That stopped the thoughts I was having about biting the thing off. Instead, I had to remain there, speared like a fish with a hook in it’s mouth, writhing and trying to dislodge myself. His hips barely moved, but then they didn’t have to. My throat was involuntarily doing the work he wanted. Finally I felt his grip on my head tighten. And his pelvis gave a few quick thrusts.

“Oooh. Hoooh. HOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”

And something hot and damp splashed against the back of my throat, and I continued to gag, tears running down my face while he slumped forward and rested on atop my back. I had to wait until it went totally flaccid before it fell out of my mouth and I could lower my head.

“Oh, it’s been so long since Harley was sent up. Until I get her back, we’ll be doing more of this. Your tonsils are very talented.”

He walked away, leaving me suspended there. Sometime later one of the other men came in and adjusted the angle so that I was no longer face down. Before leaving he paused a moment to grope my breasts but left reluctantly while I hung there in the dark and awaited my next fate.
 

Year One: Just Desserts

“HooHoo! I got her a present! Look!”

The Joker slapped my face to bring me back to full consciousness. I hadn’t been fed much and days of hanging there were taking their toll on my muscles. Sometimes they’d hang me upside down, other times the Joker would come in with a gun and give me a single shot. Each day he upped the caliber to see just how much I could take. So far, I’d stood up to a .22, .38, and a .44. We were reaching into new territory and I feared what would come next.

And as for the other abuse, at least once a day he’d come in and thrust his cock down my throat. The difference was that I had little strength to resist. It was getting easier for him to do. He warned me that if I wasn’t more lively that tomorrow he would switch holes. And so that day I gave him head despite the utter disgust I felt, having his odd white member in my mouth, having that stuff pour down my throat.

The box wriggled slightly. Something inside was trying to get out.

“You see! I’ve gotten her a box of chocolate turtles. HEhehehehEHEhehe!”

“…who…” I managed to mutter, then coughed.

“Throat dry, dear? I can’t moisten it just now. I’m expecting someone.”

It wasn’t long after that when the door opened and in strolled a slender young woman in a red harlequin’s outfit.

“Mr J!”

“Harley, my dear. So good to have you out. I got you a gift.”

“You know I love turtles, Mr. J.” She said without opening the package and tossing it over her shoulder.

“What’s this?” She asked as she walked up to me and raised my head with her hand so that she could look into my eyes. “Have I been… replaced?”

The word replaced was punctuated by her shaking her ass and glancing back over her shoulder at him.

“Never, My dear! You are irreplaceable. Mr. Jack-in-the-box has been lonely with out you. Come, turn the crank and watch him spring!”

“Not until you tell me about her.”

“Oh dear, there’s no need to be jealous. I just shoot my gun at her.”

“I bet you do!”

“No, precious, I put a slug in her.”

“It’s much bigger than a slug.”

“No! No! I’m talking about a 45!”

“Well, it’s not quite that big. I’ll scratch her eyes out!”

She charged me and Joker reached out and grabbed her by the arm.

“Now what fun would that be. You know you’re the only one invited to the party that’s in m pants. Let’s make this more sporting. How about we give her a sporting chance. I’d kill for a good catfight about now. It would do wonders for old 45.”

She squinted at me appraisingly.

“I dunno, Mr. J. She looks like a scrapper.”

“She’s been up there for five days.”

“No doubt living off vitamin J.”

“HeheheHEHEhehe. Let’s say we take her to a proper forum and you teach her the rules of the house.”

* * *

The room was choked with cigar smoke. Across the way an array of men were seated in business suits with working girls in their laps. Some of them moved their hips suggesting that perhaps there was something going on below table level. The lights over head strobed and flickered while the announcer called out, “And now as your special guest referee, the Joker!”

The men applauded. Now that I could see their movements they reminded me of stereotypical gangsters, each uglier than the last. Joker stepped into the ring wearing a purple and white striped mockery of a referee’s jersey and some hip-waders, like used for fishing waist deep in a lake. The pit around him was only inches deep, but filled with a brown substance that I decided was pudding. Or at least I hoped was pudding.

Across the pit, Harley was dressed in a red bra, black panties, and her jester’s hood. Meanwhile, I was wearing only a studded dog collar, a white thong, and a pair of tassels. Two thugs held me up. I could stand, but I decided it was best to let them think I needed help.

“Here we go,” Said the announcer.

“This is for all the marbles,” the Joker said.

They let go of me and I stumbled forward. The pit was slick beneath my feet, slick enough that neither of us made contact with the other before we found ourselves down. I landed on all fours while she landed on her back. I crawled toward her and tried to grab her foot, but instead she used her position to land a kick to my face, getting pudding in my eye and sending me flat onto my back. Within seconds she was on me, trying to seize my limbs, but having little success, given the materials in which we were now bathed.

I managed to turn over and realized when I got ahold of her by her clothes that they tore easily, and likely on purpose since now there was no way at all t hold onto her. She, on the other hand, could control me by my collar, and did so, at one point climbing onto my back and riding me like a bronco while slapping my ass with her hand. Joker giggled with glee as she made a loud smacking noise with each stroke on my behind.

I got her off of me by falling flat on the ground then slowly rolling over. She sat on my chest and wrestled with my hands but they kept coming loose. Finally, she forgot my hands and seized my pudding drenched breasts and squeezed the nipples as best she could between her fingers. They popped right out, but it still hurt each time she did it. I gave her a left hook and that sent her off of me. As I rose to take advantage, Joker gave me a kick in the back that sent me sprawling then pulled my thong panties down to my ankles where they tripped me up a moment.

“No hitting,” he warned me as he slapped my bottom a few times. Harley had recovered by now and stood up right and gave me a kick that sent both of us sprawling. Next thing I knew she was crawling up me and our bodies were rubbing against one another. I was panting heavily and my aching muscles were revolting against me, a cramp coming to my thigh that forced me to write there a moment. Pretty soon she was back on my chest again. I bucked and bucked and she slowly slid up me until she was seated on my face.

“Oh, a submission hold, I like it!” The joker laughed, though I could barely hear him through the girl’s thighs. I tried to kick her off but couldn’t and on the last try she hooked my legs, forcing me to lay with my back against the mat. I tried my last resort, which was to bite the girl in that dangerous region south of the equator, but I couldn’t get ahold of her folds with all that slick material on her. That’s when I realized that I was out of strength. I needed a moment to regroup. I knew then that biting wasn’t my last resort. There was only one other thing I could do.

As joker dropped to the mat to begin his count, I slid my tongue into the woman who sat atop my face. Joker raised his hand and struck the mat. “ONE” he said. Harley suddenly sat bolt upright at the sensation and let out a squeal. Joker looked stunned. I could see him right above my head.

“Count faster Mr. J.” She said. I began to frantically work my tongue while the girl held my legs and repeated, “Count faster!”

Joker hesitated a long moment and then counted “TWO”, again slamming his hand against the mat. I could see Harley’s eyes close as she tried to fight off the sensation. There was another long moment while the girl’s thighs tightened around my head. “TWO and A Quarter” Joker said. Harley opened her mouth and a moan escaped. “TWO and a Half.” The girl pinched her eyes closed and squeeze my legs tightly as they tucked up under her arm pits. “Two and five eights” he said, the period between numbers coming later and later, the words themselves stretched out. His mouth was open like hers, as if he was enjoying this too much. “Two and fifteen sixteenths” he said.

Harley let loose with a squeal and her pelvis began to write all at once. Something warm and gooey covered my face and flooded into my mouth. She continued to buck atop my face for a full fifteen to twenty seconds, her eyes closed now and her body listing back. That’s when I put my legs into it and managed one horrendous buck, sending her backwards and sprawling. I then rolled over and crawled up her and lay atop her prone form as she breathed heavy, panting into my ear, barley able to move. I glanced over and saw the joker standing there, looking down into the rubber hip-waders and saying, “Oh dear”.

Then he realized the match was still on, he shrugged and just said, “Three.” The bell rang and I got up off of the prone Harley, who managed to finally raise herself back up onto her elbows and look at me, wiping her own mouth with the back of her hand, eyes staring at me with a different look than I’d seen in her eyes earlier.

Then Joker had a hold of my collar. A knife came around and touched my throat.

“What do you say, Harley?” He said with a slight giggle.

She still stared at me.

“No.” She said. “The chick won. Let her go.”

“You heard the lady,” he said as he pushed me forward into the goo. I lay there a long moment as he helped Harley out of the pit. They began to walk away and I slowly stood as they walked out. She looked back at me again, that unreadable expression on her face as he escorted her out the door and was gone.

The ring attendant sprayed me with water. Someone had thrown some dollar bills at me and they were stuck to my skin. They washed away as I got cleaned up and one of the girls who likely normally worked here helped me into the back room where I could shower. A man, likely the owner, showed up and gave me a towel and a robe.

“You want a job?” He asked.

“No. I don’t do this for a living.”

“Do you do it for fun? Because I got—”

I didn’t let him finish. I just pushed him into the shower, fully dressed and walked out in my mask and robe, and strolled off a few blocks before I managed to find some clothes in a Laundromat. I found the handful of bills stuffed in the robe pocket, so I took some clothes out of one of the dryers and left the handful of bills there before walking home.

I still think about that crazy few days. First captive of Catwoman, my anus stretched beyond measure, then my mouth filled with the Joker’s penis. And finally the time I had to eat out Harley Quinn to win a wrestling match.

I haven’t been able to eat pudding since without feeling queasy and breaking out in a sweat.

 

Year One: Stunt Double

“I need your help. More importantly, a Hero needs your help.”

The man was elderly, with gray hair and thick glasses in black rims. He was well dressed with great posture and behind him I could see a limousine that he’d likely just gotten out of.

“Come with me,” he said as if he already knew my answer would be positive.

I’d just rounded up two thieves in an electronics store and radioed for help when shortly the limo pulled up.

I followed him back into the electronics store caught up to him at a bank of televisions where he was turning them on and tuning them to various channels until at last he found what he wanted.

On Channel 17 there was a shot of the steps of city hall, where a grinning clown stood on a dais surrounded by bullet proof glass. Beside him, trussed up helplessly was the Batgirl, her arms behind her attached to a post. Her utility belt, gloves, and many other of the extraneous parts of her costume were missing, probably in an attempt by the joker to make sure that she did not have any lockpicks concealed on her person. She stood there in only her mask, a purple bra and matching satin panties, and her boots, which due to the height at which her hands were attached to the post were too low for her to reach. The man turned up the sound.

“And at 1pm precisely, I will unmask the batgirl for all the world to see.”

The sound of gunfire rang out.

“Save your puny guns, they cannot get at me in here. And if you physically try to enter this structure, I’ll end the batgirl’s life! HaaaaAHHAhahahahaAHHaahah!”

“I’ll fight the joker! I sure hope batman is on the way.”

“That’s not going to work, dear girl.” He again walked toward the back door and I dutifully followed. “I happen to know that the batman is detained by another emergency. And if you try to rescue the Batgirl I believe Joker will indeed harm her.”

“So what do you suggest,” I asked as we reached the car and he opened the back door. I leaned forward and looked in, finding an exact duplicate of batgirl’s costume laid out on the back seat.

“If we can convince the Joker that he does not have the batgirl then perhaps he’ll release her.”

“I’m not nearly tall enough to be batgirl.”

“You are smaller, yes, but you are proportionally close enough. That is, he’s not going to be standing you next to the real one for comparison. You have similar enough… um… Oh dear, how do I put this?”

“Assets?”

“Thank you. Yes.”

I touched the costume and looked up at him.

“You know this is a trap for the batman, don’t you?”

He nodded.

“Then you better start driving while I change, Mr…”

“Pennyworth.”

I slipped into the back of the car and gave the area a brief cursory glance around for cameras. After all, I didn’t really know this guy. He could be taking advantage of what was happening crosstown. But this was all too spur of the moment to be a trick, I decided. So I slipped off my boots and took off my cloak. I noticed that already inside the cowl was a red haired wig! Perhaps the real batgirl was not a real redhead. Either way, being blonde, this was going to help a great deal. What I had trouble with here was removing my own mask in a strange place, even with the tinted windows and the partition between myself and the driver, Mr. Pennyworth. But I did it.

I was all prepared to slide into the tight leather costume when I noticed a pair of thong panties. I was going to wear my own, but come to think of it there was no way in heck batgirl wore anything but a thong in a costume that tight, and so I slid them on and for a moment flashed on the fact that I was naked in the back of a stranger’s limo wearing a mask, red wig, and nothing else as I slid on a pair of purple thong panties. At last the vehicle came to a halt and for a moment I panicked, picturing Mr. Pennyworth opening the door with me half-dressed. I put the clothing on quickly and realized it was still very tight on me. I had to wonder again if this was a setup, since they were my size and not that of the larger Batgirl.

There was a rap at the window and a pause, so I rolled it down as I slid on my gloves.

“You’ll have to go on foot from here. Just up the alley. In thirty minutes you will need to make your appearance just before he’s ready to unmask her, not a minute sooner and certainly not later. I need to arrange some help with freeing the batgirl while you decoy the Joker’s thugs. I’ve read your file. I know that you can keep them occupied long enough. Plus you’ll find many of the things in that utility belt are genuine replicas of batgirl’s items.”

I nodded and that was all he needed to prompt him to jump back into the car and yelp a quick “good luck” and roll off.

I made my way down the alleyway and found myself alongside city hall. Ahead I could see the yellow tape, the officers, and the throngs of onlookers preparing for the great unmasking. I slid along the building in the shadows and spied the best vantage point. With some effort I got up to a fire escape and prepared to climb higher up the building. That was when I realized that more was going on here than we suspected.

A jolt of electricity coursed through the entire metal framework of the fire escape, sending me backwards and over the side. I landed in a pile of boxes and blacked out for a moment. That was when I felt the hands on me and realized there was a bag over my head. They were strong hands, and for all of my ability, I am a martial artist. I rely on quickness, not brute strength. And I rely on my invulnerability to injury. I’ve taken beatings, been hit by speeding vehicles, even fallen off of skyscrapers, and never had any permanent injury. It was a fortunate part of my genetics that I could resist injury. Of course, pain was another matter. But right now all of that was worthless, as a few moderately strong men easily held me in place and I felt cold steel under my face as I landed on something metal. My limbs were stretched out and cuffed to something secure and something with a bitter, rubber taste restricted my cries for help.

I lay there a moment and then I realized that someone was untying the bag over my head. At last, when it came off, there sat a dark, female form, filing her nails.

“Must keep sharrrrrrp,” she said. “You never know when you’ll be in a good catfight.”

Catwoman leaned forward and stared me in the eye.

“So we meet again, Batgirl. It’s been a few months, hasn’t it, since you last fell into my clutches.”

Someone behind me was doing something.

“I came to steal the Joker’s thunder, but when I saw you climbing the fire escape I realized that the Joker was baiting you into a trap with this ridiculous unmasking scenario. So I thought I’d steal you for myself. Don’t worry, I’ll just keep you long enough to embarrass the joker with his false unmasking, and I’ll amuse myself while I wait. After all, I haven’t heard you tell me how much you enjoy being my bitch. Not in a while.”

She leaned forward further into the skylight, and now more than just her mask was visible. I could see that her mask was the only thing she was wearing above the waist. Her pendulous breasts swayed like enormous church bells as she gave me a quick peck on the end of my nose.

I stared at her wide-eyed and then felt something touch my backside. A hand was resting on my leather clad ass. Suddenly I felt something hands on my bared skinas they pulled away my costume slowly disrobing me, pealing me one section of leather at a time, like an orange.

“Your purple fetish astounds me, dear. How many pairs of purple underwear must you own?”

She gave me a quick swat with her bare palm. I felt the edges of her sharp claws barely prick my skin, but somehow I knew it had elicited tiny beads of blood at the surface of my fair skin. I’m a rather pale girl, and anything as simple as a slap tends to show up for quite a while, even with my resistance to injury.

Catwoman walked around behind me and said, “A little light please.” Someone turned on a flashlight and I realized we were in the back of a truck, perhaps not far from where I’d been abducted. The motor was running and every once in a while I felt the vehicle shift as if turning. The light was showing somewhere behind me where I could not see. Then her tongue found the cheek of my ass, taking up those tiny droplets of blood.

“Mmm. Like sugar,” she said. “As I recall, the rest of you tastes like honey as well.”

With that I felt her hand rip the thong from off of my ass while someone slid something under my stomach so that my ass was presented to Catwoman. Then her tongue was on me. It might have been my imagination, but it felt like the sandpaper tongue of cats, and it began to scour my pussy, delicately licking and her lips nibbling at my edges and folds. The sensation made me very warm. I felt dizzy as I tried to breath into the gag. She alternated between fondling my pussy while licking it, and swatting my ass soundly with her hand. This went on for what seemed like a long time, but was likely not long at all.

I was near orgasm, thinking about how I’d never come before by anything other than my own hand, when there was a pause. “More light,” she said. Someone shifted and reapplied the flashlight’s beam. I heard an unexplained momentary giggle from catwoman.

“Let’s just bring it home,” she finally said, ominously. By now I was still so angry at her for what she was doing to me, but at the same time I was so near an orgasm that I just wanted her to finish it. There would be time for shame later.

Something cold touch my anus. I realized that someone had just poured lubricant onto me and then began to work it in with a gloved finger. There was the sounds of buckles. First an unknown set of buckles, then the set on my feet were inexplicably released. I used my newly freed legs to try and crawl away from her, but this, I suspect is what she wanted. Because now I was on all fours. I felt the strong hands on me again, holding me still now that I was on all-fours. And something large and likely very rubbery announced it’s desire to enter me by knocking briefly on my anus. I screamed into the gag.

I felt her hands on my hips, warm and deceptively tender, then the thing was up in me, with little pretense. I let out a sound that I had never made before in my life.

“You can scream if you want. Remove the girl’s gag. Of course you’ll look awfully funny when the authorities find you. How humiliating.”

I could now freely pant and beg, and I did both. “Please! Please stop! That’s too BIG.”

The word BIG came out bigger because of her sudden thrust. She smiled and put her lips next to my ear as she put her entire weight on top of me. “Here’s the game. Same as always. You tell me you’re my bitch. That’s all I want to hear and I’ll let you go.”

“No!” I said to her out of reflex. The thing violated me again. It thrust hard, and this time was followed by two successive and equally hard thrusts, then she settled into a more subtle pattern. My anus burned and strained at the size of the thing within me.

“Beg me, batslut. Beg me and it’ll all be over.”

“Oh…oh… please… please…” I must have said the word please a dozen times, each one in unison with one of her strokes. She finally put her full, lithe body into it, eliciting noise from me that I’d never heard from anyone. I finally relented.

“I’m… I’m… you’re… bitch…”

“Louder dear, I can’t hear you.”

“I’m your… Bitch!”

“Very good,” She said. “Release her.”

Within seconds I was not only free, my limp body being tossed from the back of the vehicle and into a public street, but she was tossing my pants to me.

“You know, first time I had the batgirl I made her walk home bottomless. But You seem a might younger than her, and less experienced. And I suspect you are a virgin. So I will be kind to you. Especially since you have a friend to rescue.”

“How did you know?” I managed to mutter as I lay on the pavement fumbling with the pants trying to figure out how to put them on, my brain still addled by the whole experience I’d just endured.

“The real batgirl is a natural redhead. You, darling honeypot, are blond.”

The truck rolled away, Catwoman blowing me a kiss and giving me a final warning.

“Second time I will take your virginity. Third time, I’ll be leaving you without a mask or your dignity.”

All I was to people was a blur of flesh running into an alley. By the time anyone thought to follow, I was well concealed and had the opportunity to slide those pants back on.

Batgirl had been through this? And what was that threat? Had batgirl put up with this more than once? I thought back to what she’d said when we were in the truck.

It’s been a few months since you LAST fell into my clutches.

Lord help the girl, she’d been caught more than once. I wonder what catwoman took from HER on her second and third times.

According to the clock over city hall, I had three minutes. Not enough time to do anything more than jog to the scene and hope for the best. Hopefully, Mr. Pennyworth had lined up help, because I was not exactly up to full form yet. I passed the electrified fire escape and pushed through the crowd, which had gotten thicker. Joker had to have an escape plan, I thought. There had to be a way out.

I finally got sight of them. I heard several people in the crowd say “hey it’s batgirl” as I pushed past. I needed to be seen by Joker though. I reached into the utility belt and found a batarang. I’d thrown enough shurikens in my day that this felt similar, and so I flung it with mostly wrist action and watched it whir around the crossbar atop a lamppost then I hoisted myself up and swung out and across the crowd, landing on the steps of city hall.

“Surrender, Joker!” I wanted to say something far more dramatic, but I knew the more I spoke the more likely he was to figure out that I wasn’t batgirl. I needed to get him acting quickly and without forethought.

“Impossible!” He declared incredulous. “I have the batbitch right here!”